2020 Legacy: The Presidential Debates
Why was “Will you shut up, man?” the quote of the year? Because Joe Biden finally said what the entire world was thinking after 90… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Presidential Debates
2020 Vintage: The Laptop
I’m “folding” under the pressure of virtual school. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
2019 Vintage: The Rocketman Sparkles
Why was the 4th so “Elton”? Because the biopic made “wearing sequins and giant glasses to a BBQ” a perfectly normal way to celebrate independence.… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Rocketman Sparkles
2019 Archive: The Baby Yoda Phenomenon
Why was Baby Yoda the most popular figure of 2019? Because he was the only one in the galaxy who could stay quiet and still… Read More »2019 Archive: The Baby Yoda Phenomenon
2018 Classic: The Scared Ghost
Why did the ghost go to the gym? To work on his “dead” lift. Part of the 61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity Puns”… Read More »2018 Classic: The Scared Ghost
2018 Archive: The Old Fashioned
“Still here, still stirring.” Part of the 52 Bar Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Fortnite” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2017 Legacy: Best Dance/Electronic Album
Why Skin by Flume? Because the future of music sounds like a synthesizer having a beautiful mid-life crisis. Part of the 35 Grammy Jokes: The… Read More »2017 Legacy: Best Dance/Electronic Album
2017 Archive: The Plum
I’ve got a “juicy” tip on an Alt-coin. Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified
2017 Vintage: The Snapchat “Snap Map”
Why was the boss hiding in the bathroom? He forgot he had “Ghost Mode” off and didn’t want the staff to see he’s been in… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Snapchat “Snap Map”
2016 Classic: The Search
Why did the blonde use a magnifying glass on her screen? She was “searching” for the home page. Part of the 58 Classic Blonde Jokes:… Read More »2016 Classic: The Search