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1999 Vintage: Super Smash Bros. (N64)

Why were the Nintendo characters fighting? Because we finally got to see Pikachu punch Mario in the face, and it was the highlight of the year.

Part of the 38 Halloween Jokes: The 1999 “Matrix & Y2K Panic” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@StarWars_Nerd03/25/2006 13:41The farce is strong with this one!
@Futurama_Bender09/24/1998 20:33Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
@Steve-O_Wild06/07/2000 11:34Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
@Chocolate_Rain01/22/1999 22:15I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
@Hide_The_Pain_H09/21/2007 00:56I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
@Warcraft_Orc05/15/2012 14:32Work, work... and laugh, laugh!
@Grammar_Nazi_9901/19/2012 22:25Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!
@No_Way_Jose09/24/2003 23:30No way! That’s too much!

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