Why was the mummy so confident on Halloween? Because he knew he was all wrapped up and ready for anything! When his friends asked if he was nervous about the costume contest, he just said, “No way, I’ve been practicing my walk for 3000 years – nobody can touch this bandage style.”
🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2023 Classic: Five Nights at Freddy's (Movie)
Why were people afraid of the pizzeria? Because the animatronics ...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Apple" Dance
Why was every group of ghosts doing the exact same arm-choreograp...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Influencer" Cemetery
Why were the gravestones showing "Day in the Life" vlogs? Because...read more »
2023 Vintage: AI (ChatGPT)
Why was the 2023 ghost so articulate? Because he didn't write his...read more »
31 Halloween Jokes: The 2014 “Guardians & Ice Buckets” Edition
In 2014, Halloween was a mix of cosmic 70s hits, high-concept sci...read more »
2025 Classic: Saw XI
Why was the trap so high-tech? Because Jigsaw's apprentice is now...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Short-Form" Horror
Why did the ghost only haunt for 15 seconds? Because our attentio...read more »
2023 Legacy: Elemental
Why were "Fire" and "Water" trying to date? Because Pixar reminde...read more »
2023 Vintage: M3GAN
Why was the doll doing a TikTok dance before she attacked? Becaus...read more »
31 Halloween Jokes: The 2024 “Beetlejuice & Moo Deng” Edition
31 Halloween Jokes: The 2024 “Beetlejuice & Moo Deng” Edition...read more »
😜 More from category: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
41 Halloween Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram” Edition
In 2010, Halloween felt like a dream within a dream. We were busy...read more »
2023 Vintage: Talk to Me
Why was everyone holding a ceramic hand? Because it’s the best wa...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Smart-Pumpkin" Security
Why did the pumpkin record your face? Because it’s connected to t...read more »
2010 Joke: A Black Cat Crossed
A black cat crossed the road on Halloween and a man yelled, “Bad ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Will the real funny joke please stand up?
Why so serious? Read this joke!
I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
The future is laughing at us.
Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!
Me Gusta this joke. Very much.
FFFFFUUUUU-nny!
This is the future of humor!
I’m going to poke you for this joke!