2025 Classic: The “Smart-Pumpkin” Security

Why did the pumpkin record your face? Because it’s connected to the neighborhood “Ring” network and it’s judging your costume’s social credit score.

🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was the guy on the roof playing a guitar solo? Because "Chris...read more »

Why was the ghost just a glitching QR code? Because in 2025, 90% ...read more »

In 2004, Halloween was "so fetch." It was the year we learned tha...read more »

In 2017, Halloween was a mix of classic horror revivals and new-a...read more »

What was the cutest (and most aggressive) costume of 2024? A tiny...read more »

Why was the witch wearing lime green instead of black? Because "B...read more »

Why was the witch’s brew steaming with blue light? Because she’s ...read more »

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Why were all the parents crying on the porch? Because "The Sign" ...read more »

Why did the homeowner look like your high school teacher? Because...read more »

Why was the witch rapping at the awards show? Because Ariana DeBo...read more »

In 1996, Halloween was a masterpiece of neon, grunge leftovers, a...read more »

Why was the vampire hunter so... old? Because we waited so long f...read more »

In 2025, Halloween is no longer just a ghost holiday; it's a fest...read more »

@Kernel_Panic_9803/28/2009 20:05This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.

@Fight_Club_Member08/16/2001 05:37I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.

@Patrick_Bateman_Fan07/24/2004 05:15Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?

@Transformers_OP01/20/2005 23:41Jokes are more than meets the eye!

@Dr_Evil_Pinky05/08/2008 14:25One billion... laughs!

@Infoseek_Explorer03/10/2001 20:58Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.

@Pwnage_King05/28/2008 04:06Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.

@Boxxy_Queen10/18/2009 05:38I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!