Why did the homeowner look like your high school teacher? Because your AR glasses glitched, and now everyone in the neighborhood looks like someone you’re trying to avoid.
Part of the 33 Halloween Jokes: The 2025 “AI Overlords & GTA VI Hype” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: Saw XI
Why was the trap so high-tech? Because Jigsaw's apprentice is now...read more »
36 Halloween Jokes: The 2004 “Mean Girls & Motorola RAZR” Edition
In 2004, Halloween was "so fetch." It was the year we learned tha...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Crypto" Crash Ghost
Why was the ghost so broke? Because he put all his "afterlife sav...read more »
2008 Joke: What Do You Call
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch! Sh...read more »
2022 Archive: Smile
Why was the girl in the background staring at the camera with a t...read more »
2024 Vintage: Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes
Why was the ape asking "What a wonderful day!"? Because Noa was b...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "No-Phone" Retreat
Why were the "cool" monsters sitting in a circle without any tech...read more »
2023 Classic: The "Planet of the Apes" (Proximus Caesar)
Why was the ape shouting "WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY!"? Because he was ...read more »
39 Halloween Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Stranger Things” Edition
In 2016, Halloween was a wild mix of augmented reality, "justice ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Retro" 2010s
Why were there so many people in "vintage" 2014 hipster outfits? ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: Superman (James Gunn)
Why was the man of steel so hopeful? Because David Corenswet’s Su...read more »
2010 Joke: A Black Cat Crossed
A black cat crossed the road on Halloween and a man yelled, “Bad ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Influencer" Cemetery
Why were the gravestones showing "Day in the Life" vlogs? Because...read more »
2025 Archive: GTA VI (The Hype Peak)
Why was every 2025 trick-or-treater dressed as Lucia or Jason? Be...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Deep in the menus and found this gem.
I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
This site is never finished... with humor!
Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.
HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!
Laughing at the security of my own ribs!