Why was the guy on the roof playing a guitar solo? Because “Chrissy, wake up!” was the meme, and Eddie Munson died a hero while shredded Metallica in the Upside Down.
Part of the 35 Halloween Jokes: The 2022 “Wednesday & The Slap” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The "Glitch-Core" Aesthetic
Why did the witch’s broom keep disappearing? Because "glitch-core...read more »
38 Halloween Jokes: The 1999 “Matrix & Y2K Panic” Edition
In 1999, Halloween was a glitch in the system. We were all wearin...read more »
2025 Classic: Five Nights at Freddy's 2
Why was the pizzeria even scarier? Because the toys got an upgrad...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "No-Phone" Retreat
Why were the "cool" monsters sitting in a circle without any tech...read more »
2025 Vintage: Avatar 3
Fire and Ash: Why was the 2025 Halloween so "ashy"? Because James...read more »
1999 Joke: A Zombie Walked Into
A zombie walked into a Halloween party and everyone screamed. He ...read more »
33 Halloween Jokes: The 2017 “Pennywise & Fidget Spinners” Edition
In 2017, Halloween was a mix of classic horror revivals and new-a...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Multi-Cloud" Witch
Why was the witch’s brew steaming with blue light? Because she’s ...read more »
2025 Legacy: Jurassic World
Rebirth: Why was the T-Rex wearing a tracker? Because Scarlett Jo...read more »
2025 Classic: Neuralink "Telepathy"
Why was the kid just staring at the candy bowl without moving? He...read more »
😜 More from category: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Classic: The "Not Like Us" Beef
Why was the ghost pointing at the house next door and shouting "W...read more »
2023 Legacy: The "Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce" Debut
What was the most popular "couples" costume? A world-famous pop s...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Smart-Pumpkin" Security
Why did the pumpkin record your face? Because it’s connected to t...read more »
35 Halloween Jokes: The 2012 “Gangnam Style & The End of the World” Edition
In 2012, Halloween was a global dance-off. Between trying to surv...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I should make a stickman movie about this.
Internet is like a box of chocolates...
Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
More capacity for humor on this site!
Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
My fist is clenched... with joy!
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
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