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2025 Vintage: The “Glitch-Core” Aesthetic

Why did the witch’s broom keep disappearing? Because “glitch-core” is the biggest trend of 2025, and looking like a corrupted file is the ultimate style choice.

Part of the 33 Halloween Jokes: The 2025 “AI Overlords & GTA VI Hype” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Archive: Smile 2
Why was the pop star smiling so much? Because Skye Riley had a lo...read more »
2023 Legacy: The "Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce" Debut
What was the most popular "couples" costume? A world-famous pop s...read more »
2025 Vintage: Avatar 3
Fire and Ash: Why was the 2025 Halloween so "ashy"? Because James...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Smart-Pumpkin" Security
Why did the pumpkin record your face? Because it’s connected to t...read more »
2024 Classic: Moo Deng
What was the cutest (and most aggressive) costume of 2024? A tiny...read more »
2010 Joke: A Black Cat Crossed
A black cat crossed the road on Halloween and a man yelled, “Bad ...read more »
2023 Classic: The Super Mario Bros. Movie
Why was the king of the turtles singing a ballad about a princess...read more »
2023 Vintage: Talk to Me
Why was everyone holding a ceramic hand? Because it’s the best wa...read more »
2023 Vintage: The "Kevin James" Smirk
Why was the ghost looking at the camera with that specific, awkwa...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Multi-Cloud" Witch
Why was the witch’s brew steaming with blue light? Because she’s ...read more »

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2024 Archive: The "Apple" Dance
Why was every group of ghosts doing the exact same arm-choreograp...read more »
2025 Archive: The AI-Generated Costume
Why did the girl look like a mix between a unicorn, a pirate, and...read more »
2025 Vintage: Humanoid Robots
Why did the neighbor give the robot a Snickers? Because Tesla’s O...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Deepfake" Prank
Why did the homeowner look like your high school teacher? Because...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Nokia_Snake_Champ03/14/2004 22:44Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
@Home_Alone_Kevin04/07/2012 23:53Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
@Melrose_Place_Fan09/10/2001 17:35Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
@Technorati_Tag11/30/1999 17:12Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.
@Map_Maker_X03/02/2013 17:49The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
@Boxxy_Queen06/04/2000 21:34I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!

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