2023 Vintage: Talk to Me

Why was everyone holding a ceramic hand? Because it’s the best way to let a spirit in, as long as you don’t stay connected for more than 90 seconds.

🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was the girl in the background staring at the camera with a t...read more »

Why was the toddler sliding across the floor like he was covered ...read more »

In 2013, Halloween was a mix of "Let It Go" sing-alongs and a glo...read more »

A black cat crossed the road on Halloween and a man yelled, “Bad ...read more »

In 2010, Halloween felt like a dream within a dream. We were busy...read more »

Why was the 2024 Gladiator so handsome? Because the Fantastic Fou...read more »

Why were the "cool" monsters sitting in a circle without any tech...read more »

In 2006, Halloween was a mix of swashbuckling sequels, the birth ...read more »

In 1998, Halloween was marked by the growing Y2K panic, but befor...read more »

Why was the mummy so confident on Halloween? Because he knew he w...read more »

In 2021, Halloween was the grand reopening of the world. We were ...read more »

Day One: Why was the girl carrying a cat through an alien invasio...read more »

Why was the pop star smiling so much? Because Skye Riley had a lo...read more »

In 2016, Halloween was a wild mix of augmented reality, "justice ...read more »

@Oregon_Trail_Survivor04/05/2011 03:45You have died of dysentery... and laughter!

@Harry_Potter_Ron02/24/2011 12:30Bloody brilliant, mate!

@Best_Viewed_IE401/18/2006 00:04Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!

@Deal_With_It_G02/21/2015 21:34Deal with it. This is gold.

@Lulz_Sec_Ghost04/23/1996 10:32Laughing at the security of my own ribs!