Why was the toddler sliding across the floor like he was covered in oil? Because he saw a video of a baby hippo and decided that was his new personality.
Part of the 31 Halloween Jokes: The 2024 “Beetlejuice & Moo Deng” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
31 Halloween Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & Era’s” Edition
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32 Halloween Jokes: The 2011 “Skyrim & The Boy Who Lived” Edition
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2023 Vintage: M3GAN
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35 Halloween Jokes: The 2022 “Wednesday & The Slap” Edition
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2013 Joke: What Did The Pumpkin
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33 Halloween Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Transformers” Edition
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2023 Vintage: AI (ChatGPT)
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2025 Vintage: Avatar 3
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2025 Archive: Minecraft Movie (Legacy)
Why was the skeleton so blocky and weirdly realistic? Because Jac...read more »
36 Halloween Jokes: The 2004 “Mean Girls & Motorola RAZR” Edition
In 2004, Halloween was "so fetch." It was the year we learned tha...read more »
😜 More from category: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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Why was the vampire hunter so... old? Because we waited so long f...read more »
2024 Vintage: A Quiet Place
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Deep in the menus and found this gem.
I’ll be back... to read this again.
This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
I am the king of the world... of laughing!
Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!
Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!
M’lady... this joke is superb.
We are many. We are laughing.