Fire and Ash: Why was the 2025 Halloween so “ashy”? Because James Cameron introduced the “Ash People” of Pandora, and now blue face paint is officially out—gray is the new “unobtainium.”
Part of the 33 Halloween Jokes: The 2025 “AI Overlords & GTA VI Hype” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
33 Halloween Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Transformers” Edition
In 2007, Halloween was a digital revolution. We were trading our ...read more »
2022 Archive: Smile
Why was the girl in the background staring at the camera with a t...read more »
2020 Joke: Why Did The Ghost
Why did the ghost go to the party? Because he had no body to go w...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Brain-Rot" Ghost
Why was the spirit shouting "Skibidi Ohio" at the moon? Because s...read more »
2022 Archive: Barbie (Set Photos Hype)
Why were there so many people in neon pink spandex and rollerblad...read more »
2025 Archive: M3GAN 2.0
Why was the doll in the "cloud"? Because she doesn't need a body ...read more »
2024 Vintage: A Quiet Place
Day One: Why was the girl carrying a cat through an alien invasio...read more »
37 Halloween Jokes: The 2006 “Pirates & Nintendo Wii” Edition
In 2006, Halloween was a mix of swashbuckling sequels, the birth ...read more »
2008 Joke: What Do You Call
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch! Sh...read more »
2025 Legacy: Jurassic World
Rebirth: Why was the T-Rex wearing a tracker? Because Scarlett Jo...read more »
😜 More from category: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
38 Halloween Jokes: The 2021 “Squid Game & Bernie’s Mittens” Edition
In 2021, Halloween was the grand reopening of the world. We were ...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Reptilian" (Zuckerberg’s Glow-up)
Why did the ghost look like he just came from a surf trip in Hawa...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Retro" iPhone 13
Why was the teenager using a phone with a physical charging port?...read more »
2025 Legacy: Blade (If it finally came out)
Why was the vampire hunter so... old? Because we waited so long f...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Could this joke BE any funnier?
Why so serious? Read this joke!
That was intense... and funny!
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
Bark! (He says it’s funny).
Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!