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2025 Legacy: The “Retro” iPhone 13

Why was the teenager using a phone with a physical charging port? Because he’s a “tech-archaeologist” and he loves the feel of “vintage” hardware.

Part of the 33 Halloween Jokes: The 2025 “AI Overlords & GTA VI Hype” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Archive: The "Portal" (Dublin to NYC)
Why were the ghosts staring at a giant circular screen? Because t...read more »
2025 Archive: M3GAN 2.0
Why was the doll in the "cloud"? Because she doesn't need a body ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Pedro Pascal & Joseph Quinn" Bromance
Why was the 2024 Gladiator so handsome? Because the Fantastic Fou...read more »
31 Halloween Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & Era’s” Edition
In 2023, Halloween was a pink-tinted explosion of pop culture. We...read more »
2025 Archive: GTA VI (The Hype Peak)
Why was every 2025 trick-or-treater dressed as Lucia or Jason? Be...read more »
1999 Joke: A Zombie Walked Into
A zombie walked into a Halloween party and everyone screamed. He ...read more »
35 Halloween Jokes: The 2022 “Wednesday & The Slap” Edition
In 2022, Halloween was a masterclass in viral choreography and ci...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Not Like Us" Beef
Why was the ghost pointing at the house next door and shouting "W...read more »
2023 Classic: John Wick
Chapter 4: Why was he still fighting? Because he’s "Thinking he's...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Apple" Dance
Why was every group of ghosts doing the exact same arm-choreograp...read more »

😜 More from category: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Vintage: Inside Out 2 (Anxiety)
Why was the orange ghost shaking so much? Because "Anxiety" joine...read more »
2022 Joke: Why Do Ghosts Love
Why do ghosts love riding in elevators on Halloween? It lifts the...read more »
2023 Vintage: AI (ChatGPT)
Why was the 2023 ghost so articulate? Because he didn't write his...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Multi-Cloud" Witch
Why was the witch’s brew steaming with blue light? Because she’s ...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WinAmp_Shaker09/15/2007 08:48It really whips the llama's ass!
@Dark_Knight_Joker08/24/2011 21:14Why so serious? Read this joke!
@Res_Dogs_MrPink01/14/2012 06:54I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
@Cow_And_Chicken04/25/2001 15:13Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
@Blue_Your_My_Boy05/21/1998 18:53You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
@Woman_Yelling_C04/15/1997 23:15The cat is just sitting there laughing!
@Under_Const_Gif11/23/2001 14:45This site is never finished... with humor!
@Starcraft_Zerg10/16/2000 21:01Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!

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