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2023 Classic: John Wick

Chapter 4: Why was he still fighting? Because he’s “Thinking he’s back” for the fourth time, and he has a staircase in Paris that he needs to tumble down for ten minutes.

Part of the 31 Halloween Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & Era’s” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Vintage: A Quiet Place
Day One: Why was the girl carrying a cat through an alien invasio...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Brain-Rot" Ghost
Why was the spirit shouting "Skibidi Ohio" at the moon? Because s...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "No-Phone" Retreat
Why were the "cool" monsters sitting in a circle without any tech...read more »
2022 Vintage: The "Uncut Gems" Muse
Why was the girl talking about "Unca-Jams"? Because Julia Fox bec...read more »
2025 Vintage: Humanoid Robots
Why did the neighbor give the robot a Snickers? Because Tesla’s O...read more »
31 Halloween Jokes: The 2014 “Guardians & Ice Buckets” Edition
In 2014, Halloween was a mix of cosmic 70s hits, high-concept sci...read more »
37 Halloween Jokes: The 1998 “Armageddon & Furby” Edition
In 1998, Halloween was marked by the growing Y2K panic, but befor...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Caitlin Clark" Effect
Why were so many ghosts wearing basketball jerseys? Because women...read more »
36 Halloween Jokes: The 2004 “Mean Girls & Motorola RAZR” Edition
In 2004, Halloween was "so fetch." It was the year we learned tha...read more »
36 Halloween Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Baby Yoda” Edition
In 2019, Halloween was a monumental finale. We were busy saying "...read more »

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36 Halloween Jokes: The 2000 “Y2K Survivor & Gladiator” Edition
In 2000, Halloween was a victory lap. We survived the "Millennium...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Girlhood" Aesthetic
Why was the witch wearing a pink bow on her broomstick? Because "...read more »
2023 Legacy: Elemental
Why were "Fire" and "Water" trying to date? Because Pixar reminde...read more »
1999 Joke: A Zombie Walked Into
A zombie walked into a Halloween party and everyone screamed. He ...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ModemWarrior01/20/2007 05:52I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
@Floppy_Disk_Hero08/15/2002 16:22I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
@Pager_Guy01/16/2014 01:30Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
@Clueless_Cher07/03/2011 02:29As if! This is too funny.
@Fresh_Prince_Will10/30/1997 15:22Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
@Pirates_Jack_S09/23/2015 17:45But you have heard of this joke!
@Firewall_Wizard04/18/2006 22:28Letting this joke through the port.
@Orange_Mocha_F04/26/1997 18:38Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
@Get_Flash_Player08/20/2006 22:19Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!
@Fire_Background10/04/2011 07:17This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).

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