Why were there so many people in neon pink spandex and rollerblades? Because the first photos of Margot Robbie and Ryan Gosling leaked, and “Barbiecore” became a religion.
Part of the 35 Halloween Jokes: The 2022 “Wednesday & The Slap” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2022 Classic: The "James Webb" Space Photos
Why were the ghost's eyes sparkling like distant galaxies? Becaus...read more »
35 Halloween Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Revenge of the Sith” Edition
In 2005, Halloween was a mix of tragic space operas, the birth of...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Moo Deng" Slide
Why was the toddler sliding across the floor like he was covered ...read more »
2010 Joke: A Black Cat Crossed
A black cat crossed the road on Halloween and a man yelled, “Bad ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Retro" 2010s
Why were there so many people in "vintage" 2014 hipster outfits? ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Apple Vision Pro "Casuals"
Why were the vampires wearing giant ski goggles? Because "Spatial...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Retro" iPhone 13
Why was the teenager using a phone with a physical charging port?...read more »
36 Halloween Jokes: The 1996 “Scream & Tamagotchi” Edition
In 1996, Halloween was a masterpiece of neon, grunge leftovers, a...read more »
2025 Classic: Saw XI
Why was the trap so high-tech? Because Jigsaw's apprentice is now...read more »
39 Halloween Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Stranger Things” Edition
In 2016, Halloween was a wild mix of augmented reality, "justice ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
38 Halloween Jokes: The 2021 “Squid Game & Bernie’s Mittens” Edition
In 2021, Halloween was the grand reopening of the world. We were ...read more »
2023 Legacy: The "Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce" Debut
What was the most popular "couples" costume? A world-famous pop s...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Crypto" Crash Ghost
Why was the ghost so broke? Because he put all his "afterlife sav...read more »
2025 Vintage: Humanoid Robots
Why did the neighbor give the robot a Snickers? Because Tesla’s O...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.
Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!
That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
All the search engines agree: this is funny.
Back when the internet was simple and funny.