What was the most popular “couples” costume? A world-famous pop star and a football player who “put her on the map.”
Part of the 31 Halloween Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & Era’s” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
35 Halloween Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Revenge of the Sith” Edition
In 2005, Halloween was a mix of tragic space operas, the birth of...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Deepfake" Prank
Why did the homeowner look like your high school teacher? Because...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Moo Deng" Slide
Why was the toddler sliding across the floor like he was covered ...read more »
2025 Archive: Minecraft Movie (Legacy)
Why was the skeleton so blocky and weirdly realistic? Because Jac...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Multi-Cloud" Witch
Why was the witch’s brew steaming with blue light? Because she’s ...read more »
31 Halloween Jokes: The 2024 “Beetlejuice & Moo Deng” Edition
31 Halloween Jokes: The 2024 “Beetlejuice & Moo Deng” Edition...read more »
2022 Legacy: The "Gentle" Quiet Quitting
Why was the ghost only haunting 4 hours a day? Because he was "qu...read more »
2022 Archive: Hocus Pocus 2
Why were the Sanderson Sisters back again? Because 29 years later...read more »
2024 Vintage: Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes
Why was the ape asking "What a wonderful day!"? Because Noa was b...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Lab-Grown" Candy
Why did the Snickers taste like "sustainable algae"? Because 2025...read more »
😜 More from category: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2023 Vintage: AI (ChatGPT)
Why was the 2023 ghost so articulate? Because he didn't write his...read more »
34 Halloween Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Fortnite” Edition
In 2018, Halloween was a mix of cosmic tragedy and battle royale ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Glitch-Core" Aesthetic
Why did the witch’s broom keep disappearing? Because "glitch-core...read more »
2023 Classic: John Wick
Chapter 4: Why was he still fighting? Because he’s "Thinking he's...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
Alrighty then! Super funny.
This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
First! And it’s funny!