2022 Archive: Hocus Pocus 2

Why were the Sanderson Sisters back again? Because 29 years later, they realized that Walgreens is the best place to find a new soul.

🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why did the ghost only haunt for 15 seconds? Because our attentio...read more »

Fire and Ash: Why was the 2025 Halloween so "ashy"? Because James...read more »

Why was the witch wearing a pink bow on her broomstick? Because "...read more »

Why were the ghost's eyes sparkling like distant galaxies? Becaus...read more »

Why were the ghosts staring at a giant circular screen? Because t...read more »

Why don’t skeletons ever fight each other? They don’t have the gu...read more »

Why was the trap so high-tech? Because Jigsaw's apprentice is now...read more »

In 2009, Halloween was a mix of 3D glasses, glittery vampires, an...read more »

Why were the gravestones showing "Day in the Life" vlogs? Because...read more »

Why was the doll in the "cloud"? Because she doesn't need a body ...read more »

In 1995, Halloween was a crossroads of pop culture. It was the ye...read more »

Why was the vampire hunter so... old? Because we waited so long f...read more »

Why do ghosts love riding in elevators on Halloween? It lifts the...read more »

Why was the astronaut costume so dusty? Because it’s not a costum...read more »

@N64_GoldenEye02/03/2015 13:31Better than a headshot in Complex!

@X-Gen_Mark07/10/2014 10:14This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.

@BBS_Sysop08/07/2015 01:30Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!

@Cheers_Norm10/15/2001 04:52Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.

@Melrose_Place_Fan02/22/2006 05:43Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.

@Pirate_Bay_9903/31/1997 22:18Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!

@Animorphs_X05/21/2000 12:57I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!

@Get_Flash_Player11/11/1996 03:17Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!

@Arthas_Fan_0203/19/2008 11:15Succeeding you, father... in laughing!