Why don’t skeletons ever fight each other? They don’t have the guts! One skeleton tried to start an argument but his friend just rattled his bones and said, “Come on, let’s not get all worked up over nothing – we’ve got no stomach for drama!”
🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
38 Halloween Jokes: The 2008 “The Dark Knight & Twilight” Edition
In 2008, Halloween was all about chaos and glitter. We were busy ...read more »
31 Halloween Jokes: The 2014 “Guardians & Ice Buckets” Edition
In 2014, Halloween was a mix of cosmic 70s hits, high-concept sci...read more »
36 Halloween Jokes: The 1996 “Scream & Tamagotchi” Edition
In 1996, Halloween was a masterpiece of neon, grunge leftovers, a...read more »
35 Halloween Jokes: The 2012 “Gangnam Style & The End of the World” Edition
In 2012, Halloween was a global dance-off. Between trying to surv...read more »
35 Halloween Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Revenge of the Sith” Edition
In 2005, Halloween was a mix of tragic space operas, the birth of...read more »
31 Halloween Jokes: The 2024 “Beetlejuice & Moo Deng” Edition
31 Halloween Jokes: The 2024 “Beetlejuice & Moo Deng” Edition...read more »
41 Halloween Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram” Edition
In 2010, Halloween felt like a dream within a dream. We were busy...read more »
2005 Joke: Why Was The Mummy
Why was the mummy so confident on Halloween? Because he knew he w...read more »
35 Halloween Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Cyber-Pet” Edition
In 1997, Halloween was a mix of futuristic optimism and VHS nosta...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Apple" Dance
Why was every group of ghosts doing the exact same arm-choreograp...read more »
😜 More from category: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: M3GAN 2.0
Why was the doll in the "cloud"? Because she doesn't need a body ...read more »
39 Halloween Jokes: The 2003 “Pirates & Finding Nemo” Edition
In 2003, Halloween was a mix of rum-soaked pirate swagger and the...read more »
2024 Vintage: Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes
Why was the ape asking "What a wonderful day!"? Because Noa was b...read more »
2022 Joke: Why Do Ghosts Love
Why do ghosts love riding in elevators on Halloween? It lifts the...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
I love gold! And I love this joke!
I’m staying right here until I read every joke.
Actually, it IS a cool story!