Why was the astronaut costume so dusty? Because it’s not a costume—his parents just got back from a “budget” weekend trip to the Sea of Tranquility.
Part of the 33 Halloween Jokes: The 2025 “AI Overlords & GTA VI Hype” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The "Multi-Cloud" Witch
Why was the witch’s brew steaming with blue light? Because she’s ...read more »
38 Halloween Jokes: The 2008 “The Dark Knight & Twilight” Edition
In 2008, Halloween was all about chaos and glitter. We were busy ...read more »
2023 Vintage: AI (ChatGPT)
Why was the 2023 ghost so articulate? Because he didn't write his...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Portal" (Dublin to NYC)
Why were the ghosts staring at a giant circular screen? Because t...read more »
2025 Archive: M3GAN 2.0
Why was the doll in the "cloud"? Because she doesn't need a body ...read more »
36 Halloween Jokes: The 2004 “Mean Girls & Motorola RAZR” Edition
In 2004, Halloween was "so fetch." It was the year we learned tha...read more »
38 Halloween Jokes: The 2021 “Squid Game & Bernie’s Mittens” Edition
In 2021, Halloween was the grand reopening of the world. We were ...read more »
36 Halloween Jokes: The 1996 “Scream & Tamagotchi” Edition
In 1996, Halloween was a masterpiece of neon, grunge leftovers, a...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Smart-Pumpkin" Security
Why did the pumpkin record your face? Because it’s connected to t...read more »
2025 Classic: Neuralink "Telepathy"
Why was the kid just staring at the candy bowl without moving? He...read more »
😜 More from category: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The "Brain-Rot" Ghost
Why was the spirit shouting "Skibidi Ohio" at the moon? Because s...read more »
2022 Vintage: The "Uncut Gems" Muse
Why was the girl talking about "Unca-Jams"? Because Julia Fox bec...read more »
2025 Classic: Superman (James Gunn)
Why was the man of steel so hopeful? Because David Corenswet’s Su...read more »
38 Halloween Jokes: The 1999 “Matrix & Y2K Panic” Edition
In 1999, Halloween was a glitch in the system. We were all wearin...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
This is why we need the internet.
I’ll never let go... of this joke.
D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
Way better than the Prodigy boards!
Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".
Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.
Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!