Why was the skeleton so blocky and weirdly realistic? Because Jack Black’s Steve finally arrived in theaters, and now every kid thinks that punching a tree is a valid way to build a haunted house.
Part of the 33 Halloween Jokes: The 2025 “AI Overlords & GTA VI Hype” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
32 Halloween Jokes: The 2015 “Force Awakens & The Dress” Edition
In 2015, Halloween was a mix of nostalgia and internet-breaking d...read more »
2024 Vintage: Brat Summer (Spooky Version)
Why was the witch wearing lime green instead of black? Because "B...read more »
2005 Joke: Why Don’t Skeletons Ever
Why don’t skeletons ever fight each other? They don’t have the gu...read more »
33 Halloween Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Transformers” Edition
In 2007, Halloween was a digital revolution. We were trading our ...read more »
2024 Classic: Moo Deng
What was the cutest (and most aggressive) costume of 2024? A tiny...read more »
2022 Joke: Why Do Ghosts Love
Why do ghosts love riding in elevators on Halloween? It lifts the...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Bluey" Finale
Why were all the parents crying on the porch? Because "The Sign" ...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Moo Deng" Slide
Why was the toddler sliding across the floor like he was covered ...read more »
2025 Archive: M3GAN 2.0
Why was the doll in the "cloud"? Because she doesn't need a body ...read more »
2025 Vintage: Humanoid Robots
Why did the neighbor give the robot a Snickers? Because Tesla’s O...read more »
😜 More from category: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: Avatar 3
Fire and Ash: Why was the 2025 Halloween so "ashy"? Because James...read more »
2025 Archive: GTA VI (The Hype Peak)
Why was every 2025 trick-or-treater dressed as Lucia or Jason? Be...read more »
38 Halloween Jokes: The 2008 “The Dark Knight & Twilight” Edition
In 2008, Halloween was all about chaos and glitter. We were busy ...read more »
38 Halloween Jokes: The 2021 “Squid Game & Bernie’s Mittens” Edition
In 2021, Halloween was the grand reopening of the world. We were ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.
I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!
I choose to believe it’s funny.