Why was the pizzeria even scarier? Because the toys got an upgrade, and now they have “smart-home” integration, so they can lock your front door from the inside.
Part of the 33 Halloween Jokes: The 2025 “AI Overlords & GTA VI Hype” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Archive: The "Portal" (Dublin to NYC)
Why were the ghosts staring at a giant circular screen? Because t...read more »
2022 Legacy: Minions
The Rise of Gru (GentleMinions): Why were there teenagers in full...read more »
2023 Classic: The Super Mario Bros. Movie
Why was the king of the turtles singing a ballad about a princess...read more »
2024 Classic: Moo Deng
What was the cutest (and most aggressive) costume of 2024? A tiny...read more »
2008 Joke: What Do You Call
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch! Sh...read more »
31 Halloween Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & Angry Birds” Edition
In 2009, Halloween was a mix of 3D glasses, glittery vampires, an...read more »
2022 Joke: Why Do Ghosts Love
Why do ghosts love riding in elevators on Halloween? It lifts the...read more »
2025 Classic: Saw XI
Why was the trap so high-tech? Because Jigsaw's apprentice is now...read more »
32 Halloween Jokes: The 2015 “Force Awakens & The Dress” Edition
In 2015, Halloween was a mix of nostalgia and internet-breaking d...read more »
2024 Vintage: Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes
Why was the ape asking "What a wonderful day!"? Because Noa was b...read more »
😜 More from category: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Classic: Despicable Me 4 (Mega Minions)
Why were the Minions so muscular and weird-looking? Because they ...read more »
2023 Classic: The "Planet of the Apes" (Proximus Caesar)
Why was the ape shouting "WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY!"? Because he was ...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Multi-Cloud" Witch
Why was the witch’s brew steaming with blue light? Because she’s ...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Moon-Tourism" Kid
Why was the astronaut costume so dusty? Because it’s not a costum...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
Slaying these jokes one by one.
Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
High five for this joke!
Classic. Simply classic.