The Rise of Gru (GentleMinions): Why were there teenagers in full suits at the movie theater? Because they were “GentleMinions” and they took their yellow-pill fandom very seriously.
Part of the 35 Halloween Jokes: The 2022 “Wednesday & The Slap” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The Apple Vision Pro "Casuals"
Why were the vampires wearing giant ski goggles? Because "Spatial...read more »
2024 Vintage: Brat Summer (Spooky Version)
Why was the witch wearing lime green instead of black? Because "B...read more »
2005 Joke: Why Did The Scarecrow
Why did the scarecrow win an award on Halloween? Because he was o...read more »
35 Halloween Jokes: The 2022 “Wednesday & The Slap” Edition
In 2022, Halloween was a masterclass in viral choreography and ci...read more »
36 Halloween Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Baby Yoda” Edition
In 2019, Halloween was a monumental finale. We were busy saying "...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Apple" Dance
Why was every group of ghosts doing the exact same arm-choreograp...read more »
38 Halloween Jokes: The 2008 “The Dark Knight & Twilight” Edition
In 2008, Halloween was all about chaos and glitter. We were busy ...read more »
2025 Legacy: Jurassic World
Rebirth: Why was the T-Rex wearing a tracker? Because Scarlett Jo...read more »
2020 Joke: Why Did The Ghost
Why did the ghost go to the party? Because he had no body to go w...read more »
2023 Classic: John Wick
Chapter 4: Why was he still fighting? Because he’s "Thinking he's...read more »
😜 More from category: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2023 Vintage: M3GAN
Why was the doll doing a TikTok dance before she attacked? Becaus...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Brain-Rot" Ghost
Why was the spirit shouting "Skibidi Ohio" at the moon? Because s...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Retro" iPhone 13
Why was the teenager using a phone with a physical charging port?...read more »
36 Halloween Jokes: The 2001 “Shrek & iPod” Edition
In 2001, Halloween felt like the start of a cinematic golden age....read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than a headshot in Complex!
The green petal is glowing! New joke!
Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
Peer-to-peer laughing!
That was intense... and funny!
In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!
Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.