Why were the zombies so sophisticated? Because after nearly three decades, they’ve finally learned how to use a smartphone, but they still only use it to order “fast food.”
Part of the 33 Halloween Jokes: The 2025 “AI Overlords & GTA VI Hype” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
1999 Joke: A Zombie Walked Into
A zombie walked into a Halloween party and everyone screamed. He ...read more »
31 Halloween Jokes: The 2024 “Beetlejuice & Moo Deng” Edition
31 Halloween Jokes: The 2024 “Beetlejuice & Moo Deng” Edition...read more »
2005 Joke: Why Was The Mummy
Why was the mummy so confident on Halloween? Because he knew he w...read more »
35 Halloween Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & The Ring” Edition
In 2002, Halloween was a mix of superhero hype and the kind of ps...read more »
38 Halloween Jokes: The 1999 “Matrix & Y2K Panic” Edition
In 1999, Halloween was a glitch in the system. We were all wearin...read more »
31 Halloween Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & Era’s” Edition
In 2023, Halloween was a pink-tinted explosion of pop culture. We...read more »
34 Halloween Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Fortnite” Edition
In 2018, Halloween was a mix of cosmic tragedy and battle royale ...read more »
2025 Vintage: Humanoid Robots
Why did the neighbor give the robot a Snickers? Because Tesla’s O...read more »
2025 Vintage: Avatar 3
Fire and Ash: Why was the 2025 Halloween so "ashy"? Because James...read more »
2025 Archive: M3GAN 2.0
Why was the doll in the "cloud"? Because she doesn't need a body ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2023 Classic: John Wick
Chapter 4: Why was he still fighting? Because he’s "Thinking he's...read more »
2013 Joke: What Did The Pumpkin
What did the pumpkin say to the other pumpkin on Halloween night?...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Dead Internet" Ghost
Why was the ghost just a glitching QR code? Because in 2025, 90% ...read more »
32 Halloween Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom & Doom” Edition
In 2020, Halloween was "unprecedented." We traded crowded parties...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
Jokes are more than meets the eye!
I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
Tapping my way to a good mood.