1996 Vintage: The $12 Million Joke
Why was Demi Moore a target? Because that’s a lot of money to spend on someone who spent half the movie trying to find her… Read More »1996 Vintage: The $12 Million Joke
1995 Vintage: The Glasses
My doctor said I need glasses. I told him I already have them. He said, “Then why did you walk into the closet and try… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Glasses
1995 Archive: The Caller ID Mystery
This new box tells me who is calling before I pick up, which is great for avoiding my bill collectors and my aunt. Part of… Read More »1995 Archive: The Caller ID Mystery
1995 Vintage: Waterworld
Why was the “Waterworld” action figure on clearance? Because even at Christmas, nobody wanted a toy that reminded them of a $175 million sinking ship.… Read More »1995 Vintage: Waterworld
1995 Classic: The Floppy Disk Excuse
“My dog ate my floppy disk.” In 1995, this didn’t work because those 3.5-inch disks were tougher than modern smartphones. Part of the 35 School… Read More »1995 Classic: The Floppy Disk Excuse