1995 Vintage: The Glasses

My doctor said I need glasses. I told him I already have them. He said, “Then why did you walk into the closet and try to sit on the cat?”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Encarta_User01/06/2001 21:04I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.

@N64_GoldenEye08/24/2005 07:56Better than a headshot in Complex!

@Resident_Evil_Z09/27/2008 09:39Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!

@Encarta_Explorer08/28/1999 04:40I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.

@Forrest_Gump_Running05/06/2013 08:09Laughing is as laughing does.

@Dorm_Room_Hero04/06/2006 22:55My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!

@Animorphs_X05/07/2008 00:08I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!

@Dale_Doback_Fan02/21/2007 14:44Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!

@Protoss_Pylon01/14/2015 15:02You must construct additional laughs!