I’ve been waiting so long I’ve actually outlived the AI model that checked me in.
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🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025 Archive
1. 2024 Archive: The Ear Exam 2
"I can't hear anything." "That’s because you have 'Invisible' earbuds. They’re so small you proba... read more »
"I can't hear anything." "That’s because you have 'Invisible' earbuds. They’re so small you proba... read more »
2. 1996 Classic: The Stethoscope
He put the stethoscope to my chest and said, “Wait, I’m picking up a radio station from Des Moine... read more »
He put the stethoscope to my chest and said, “Wait, I’m picking up a radio station from Des Moine... read more »
3. 2016 Legacy: The X-Ray
"Your ribs are fine, but there's a Bulbasaur sitting on your liver. Oh wait, that’s just a reflec... read more »
"Your ribs are fine, but there's a Bulbasaur sitting on your liver. Oh wait, that’s just a reflec... read more »
4. 2016 Classic: The Referral
He sent me to a specialist who only works via 'Snapchat'. All his advice disappears in 10 seconds... read more »
He sent me to a specialist who only works via 'Snapchat'. All his advice disappears in 10 seconds... read more »
5. 2009 Classic: The Ear Exam 2
"I can't hear out of my left ear." "Stop listening to 'Black Eyed Peas' so loud. It's 2009, not 3... read more »
"I can't hear out of my left ear." "Stop listening to 'Black Eyed Peas' so loud. It's 2009, not 3... read more »
6. 2020 Vintage: The Stethoscope
"Your heart is beating like a 2020 news alert."Part of the 73 Doctor Jokes: The 2020 “Global Pand... read more »
"Your heart is beating like a 2020 news alert."Part of the 73 Doctor Jokes: The 2020 “Global Pand... read more »
7. 2001 Vintage: The Ear Exam 2
"I can't hear out of my right ear." "Stop wearing that Bluetooth headset for 18 hours a day."Part... read more »
"I can't hear out of my right ear." "Stop wearing that Bluetooth headset for 18 hours a day."Part... read more »
8. 2004 Legacy: The HMO Logic
My insurance company said they won't cover my heart surgery unless I can prove it’s a "Lifestyle ... read more »
My insurance company said they won't cover my heart surgery unless I can prove it’s a "Lifestyle ... read more »
9. 1996 Archive: The Surgeon’s Ego
How many surgeons does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one—he holds the bulb and the whole wo... read more »
How many surgeons does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one—he holds the bulb and the whole wo... read more »
10. 2007 Archive: The Bill
"Doctor, I feel like a million bucks." "Great! That’s exactly what this treatment costs after inf... read more »
"Doctor, I feel like a million bucks." "Great! That’s exactly what this treatment costs after inf... read more »
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[2006-03-03 ARCHIVE_LOG]ModemWarrior: I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
[2004-06-30 ARCHIVE_LOG]CyberSteve: Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
[2004-01-18 ARCHIVE_LOG]Scream_Ghostface: Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
[2000-12-26 ARCHIVE_LOG]Linux_Distro_User: Compiled this from source. 10/10.
[2015-07-14 ARCHIVE_LOG]Voodoo_3dfx: The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
[1996-03-09 ARCHIVE_LOG]Rewritable_CD: I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
[2002-10-25 ARCHIVE_LOG]Starship_Troopers: I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
[2012-09-22 ARCHIVE_LOG]Second_Life_Avy: In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.
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