2025 Archive: The Pharmacist

“Is this pill ‘Smart’?” “It’s smarter than the doctor who prescribed it.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The only medicine that actually tastes good."Doctor, I have a sha...read more »

"Your bones are 100% organic. That’s very rare in 2025."Part of t...read more »

Trust is key when you’re going under the knife.My surgeon told me...read more »

In 2018, medical humor focused on the "Battle Royale" of daily li...read more »

"Doctor, I keep forgetting my 'Life-Cloud' login." "That’s okay, ...read more »

A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation ...read more »

My doctor told me I’ll live to 120 if I upload my consciousness t...read more »

In 1999, the medical world was obsessed with two things: making s...read more »

In 1996, medical humor evolved with the growing dominance of HMOs...read more »

In 2011, medical humor shifted toward the "Smart Assistant" era. ...read more »

"Are you in pain?" "Yes." "I’m sorry, I’m not programmed for 'Emp...read more »

In 2012, medical humor played on the contrast between high-tech s...read more »

"Take this pill and don't think about 'The Singularity' for 6 hou...read more »

In 2009, medical humor was split between "Don't sneeze on me" and...read more »

@Sid_Meier_Fan12/16/2015 14:19Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.

@Independence_Day12/21/2012 10:07Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.

@South_Park_Cartman07/31/2005 15:59Respect my authoritah! This is funny.

@Sk8ter_Boi_Avril06/03/2002 06:54He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!

@Total_Recall_Fan09/15/2014 00:20Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!

@Champ_Kind_Wham12/23/2010 19:09WHAMMY! That’s a good one!

@PeanutButter_J05/21/2015 23:03It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?

@Loituma_Girl12/28/2001 00:05Spinning my leek and laughing at this!

@Spawn_Camper_J03/15/2011 02:07I’m staying right here until I read every joke.