In 2019, the military realized that “The Future” is already here, and it has its own Twitter account. It was the year we officially took… Read More »36 Military Jokes: The 2019 “Space Force & Skyborg’s Dawn” Edition
How many bassists does it take to change a light bulb? None. The keyboardist does it with his left hand.
Surfing the internet, 8-legged style. Why did the spider cross the computer? To get to his website!
Take away his credit card! Financial peace for everyone.
Another classic blonde joke for your collection: She didn’t want it to hibernate.
Why did they give a special shoutout to Quincy Jones? To remind us that the “Theme of Hollywood” was written by a legend we just… Read More »2025 Archive: The Honorary Award for Angela Bassett (Wait, she got it already)
“Is this pill ‘Smart’?” “It’s smarter than the doctor who prescribed it.” Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 2025 “Neuralink & Universal Wellness” Edition… Read More »2025 Archive: The Pharmacist
What do you call an ant that’s a doctor? An “ant-i-biotic.” Part of the 49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024 “Olympic Spirit” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2024 Vintage: The Little Ant
Why was his hair so long? Because he wanted to show his “emotions,” proving that he’s the king of NBA media day trolls. Part of… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Jimmy Butler “Emo” Media Day
Why were the pixels so clear? VR finally got “mixed reality,” allowing people to fight zombies while still being able to see that they’re about… Read More »2023 Archive: The Launch of Meta Quest 3
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