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She didn’t want it to hibernate.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
I am crying... with laughter!
Trading jokes in the shadows.
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!
We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!
found this via google search and i’m glad i did. bookmarked!
the logic holds up. i checked. lol.
i’m gonna use this as an icebreaker at the party tomorrow. wish me luck!
who even writes these? they are so creative in their stupidity lol.
haha, the logic is flawless in its own way. for science!
i’m gonna test this theory tonight. for science.