What do you call an ant that’s a doctor? An “ant-i-biotic.”
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Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
He was outstanding in his field.read more »
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Dad: What’s this vegetable called? Kid:...
Dad: What’s this vegetable called?
Kid: An artichoke.
Dad: Well...read more »
What Do You Call A Sleeping Dinosaur?
A dino-snore.read more »
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.read more »
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.read more »
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