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2001 Legacy: The 3G Network

 Why were lawyers excited about 3G? Faster mobile internet meant they could bill for “remote research” while waiting in line at Starbucks.

Part of the 46 Lawyer Jokes: The 2001 “Shredders & Shell Companies” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Men_In_Black_K08/21/2007 02:37We are the best kept secret... of humor.
@Harry_Potter_Hermione01/17/1998 02:36It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!
@DragonBall_Z_G09/19/2008 19:49His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
@Netscape_Now_B01/15/2002 16:11I clicked the button and it brought me here!
@Search_Scout_9907/26/2008 15:13Scouting the web for gems like this.
@Llamas_With_Hats05/31/2007 23:50Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!

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