1997 Vintage: The Car Trip
She spent the whole drive to the beach explaining why the ocean is “too salty.” Part of the 68 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic &… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Car Trip
1997 Archive: Worst Actor
Why Kevin Costner? For thinking that the only thing the apocalypse needed was a guy with a leather bag and a lot of self-importance. Part… Read More »1997 Archive: Worst Actor
1997 Classic: The Tamagotchi Cemetery
Why was the history teacher’s desk drawer constantly bleeping? Because she confiscated fifteen virtual pets before lunch, and by 1 hour later, half of them… Read More »1997 Classic: The Tamagotchi Cemetery
1997 Vintage: The Dolly the Sheep Discovery
Why was the White House nervous about cloning? Because the President was afraid the GOP would try to clone a version of him that actually… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Dolly the Sheep Discovery
1996 Classic: The Weezer “Pinkerton”
Why was it a failure (then)? Because Rivers Cuomo wrote the most honest, painful album of the year, but in 1996, the world just wanted… Read More »1996 Classic: The Weezer “Pinkerton”
1996 Vintage: The Cargo Short Cargo
I have enough pockets to carry a spare tire, but I’m only using them for my Chapstick and a pager. Part of the 60 Observational… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Cargo Short Cargo
1996 Classic: The Hurricane Joke
Why was production delayed? Because even God tried to stop The Island of Dr. Moreau from being finished. Part of the 38 Razzie Awards Jokes:… Read More »1996 Classic: The Hurricane Joke
1995 Classic: The Michael Jackson “Scream” Budget
Why was the video so expensive? Because Mike and Janet spent $7 million to fly a spaceship in black-and-white, proving that when you’re the King… Read More »1995 Classic: The Michael Jackson “Scream” Budget
1995 Classic: The Interrupting Cow
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Interrupting cow. / Interrupting cow wh— / MOOOO! Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition… Read More »1995 Classic: The Interrupting Cow