How many bassists does it take…

How many bassists does it take to change a light bulb? None. The keyboardist does it with his left hand.

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@USB_Pioneer04/18/1999 19:20Plug and Play laughter!

@Bill_Ted_Excell12/02/2014 18:18Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!

@Construction_Dig06/22/1997 13:34Still digging for more humor!

@Toolbar_Hater01/11/2008 05:52My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!

@StumbleUpon_User09/03/2012 11:32I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!

@Llamas_With_Hats06/08/2007 13:04Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!