How many optimists does it take…

How many optimists does it take to change a light bulb? None. The glass is already half full.

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2012, the world was supposedly ending according to the Mayan c...read more »

How many managers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »

How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One...read more »

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? One. They a...read more »

In 2019, we reached the end of an era. The Avengers assembled one...read more »

How many economists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Th...read more »

In 2015, the internet was divided over the color of a dress, ever...read more »

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? None. T...read more »

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. Th...read more »

How many sales directors does it take to change a light bulb? Non...read more »

How many abstract artists does it take to change a light bulb? No...read more »

In 2020, the world hit the "pause" button. We all moved our lives...read more »

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. On...read more »

How many interns does it take to change a light bulb? One, but th...read more »

@Netscape_Ninja02/09/2007 07:40Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.

@CRT_Brightness08/18/2003 00:43I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!

@Seinfeld_Fan_Club01/30/2001 23:56A joke about nothing? Love it!

@DotCom_Survivor10/22/2006 13:09I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.

@Pirate_Bay_9901/17/2000 15:27Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!

@Blade_Runner_201901/01/2000 11:28All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

@RoboCop_9005/01/2010 14:20Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.

@Charlie_Unicorn03/04/2003 09:53We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!