How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.
🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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62 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1999 Retro Edition
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Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
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