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How many teachers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They’re too busy grading papers by candle

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Flash_Animator06/10/1997 17:49I should make a stickman movie about this.

@DVD_Collector03/05/1996 18:13Better than the bonus features on my new discs!

@Alt_Vista_Searcher02/26/1995 10:27I searched for "gold" and found this joke.

@Cheers_Norm03/30/2014 04:39Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.

@Yugioh_Duelist06/16/2012 19:09You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).

@Flashdance_What09/29/2010 10:11What a feeling! (Being funny).

@Top_List_Winner08/18/2007 13:34Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!

@AOL_Chat_Veteran11/18/2005 19:06Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.

@Mondo_Media_X05/25/2011 12:08Top tier web animation humor!