In 2007, the world went “Smart,” and the legal profession went “Mobile.” With the iPhone launch, the “office” became a glass rectangle in a lawyer’s… Read More »49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & Smart Billing” Edition
How many teachers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They’re too busy grading papers by candle
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house.
Because she got caught in a lot of treble! Even the most talented people can hit a wrong note.
I’m “storing” my legacy on the blockchain. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full Reload Edition (2025) archive. Historically Verified
I’m “buzzing” with every vibration. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full Reload Edition (2025) archive. Historically Verified
Why Colin Farrell? For making Gotham look like a place you’d actually want to grab a drink… if you weren’t afraid of dying. Part of… Read More »2025 Archive: Outstanding Lead Actor (Drama)
Why did the blonde start dating her phone? She heard the new “Advanced Voice Mode” and thought she finally found a boyfriend who actually listens.… Read More »2024 Classic: The ChatGPT Voice
“I’m just Ken.” Ryan Gosling just became the hero of every man who is “enough” but still doesn’t have his own house. Part of the… Read More »2023 Archive: The Barbie “Ken-ergy”
Lil Nas X went to hell on a pole and the internet spent a month arguing about it. Part of the 63 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »2021 Vintage: The “Montero (Call Me By Your Name)”
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