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How many blondes does it take…

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

How many jugglers does it take...
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How many French people does it...
How many French people does it take to change a light bulb? One. ...read more »
How many engineers does it take...
How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb? Three. On...read more »
How many Type A personalities does...
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How many pessimists does it take...
How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Th...read more »
How many idiots does it take...
How many idiots does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five hundr...read more »
How many Californians does it take...
How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb? None. ...read more »
How many sorority girls does it...
How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb? Two....read more »
How many managers does it take...
How many managers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »
How many boomers does it take...
How many boomers does it take to change a light bulb? None. “Back...read more »

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@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam07/24/2011 15:20I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
@Harry_Potter_Ron04/14/1999 00:10Bloody brilliant, mate!
@DragonBall_Z_G09/29/1999 10:10His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
@Orange_Mocha_F03/05/2005 03:16Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
@Friendster_Ghost08/26/2009 15:28Remember me? I’m still laughing.
@Happy_Tree_Fans09/06/2008 07:27So cute, yet so funny! LOL!

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