How many idiots does it take…

How many idiots does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five hundred. One to hold the bulb and 499 to turn the house.

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2002, the world was swinging through the city with Spider-Man,...read more »

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One...read more »

In 2017, the world was spinning—literally. Fidget spinners were i...read more »

In 2007, the world changed with a single "pinch to zoom." Steve J...read more »

In 2001, the world felt like it was finally catching up to the sc...read more »

How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Th...read more »

How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One...read more »

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None. T...read more »

How many professors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one...read more »

How many cats does it take to change a light bulb? None. Cats don...read more »

How many managers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Th...read more »

How many economists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Th...read more »

In 1996, the world was spinning faster. We were "Macarena-ing" ou...read more »

@CyberSteve07/13/2010 23:48Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.

@Win95_Fanatic12/30/2006 20:45This joke is more stable than Windows 95!

@Linux_Distro_Fan02/13/1998 13:29Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.

@Jordan_Fan_2305/10/1997 21:51Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!

@Leave_Britney_A04/03/2010 19:07Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!

@Orkut_Member_9909/12/2002 04:27A fan from Brazil! Great humor!

@Podcast_Listener08/30/2000 16:49I’ll mention this in my next episode!