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1997 Archive: Worst Actor

 Why Kevin Costner? For thinking that the only thing the apocalypse needed was a guy with a leather bag and a lot of self-importance.

Part of the 35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1997 “Nipples, Postmen & Speedboats” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Encarta_Explorer01/27/2010 10:55I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
@Nirvana_Teen05/12/1995 22:47Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
@Steve-O_Wild09/27/1999 18:09Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
@Weird_Science_G06/03/2012 10:16We created a monster... of a joke!
@Prestige_World_W03/06/2000 19:47Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).

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