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2025 Vintage: Snow White’s Poison Apple

 Why did Snow White dominate the nominations? Because Disney managed to take a 1937 masterpiece and turn it into a 2025 lecture where the most magical thing was the audience disappearing mid-movie.

Part of the 33 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2025 “Snow White, Minecraft & Disney Blues” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Startup_Kid09/06/2011 14:38Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
@Inkjet_Printers08/28/2012 07:19Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
@Zoolander_Mug08/12/1997 21:17I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
@Badger_Badger_M01/11/1997 02:36Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
@Charlie_Bit_Me12/11/2001 10:33Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
@Blink_Tag_User04/30/1997 10:49<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
@Maplestory_Kid11/16/2009 02:23@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!

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