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2023 Archive: Worst Actress

 Why Megan Fox? For Johnny & Clyde, a film so small it could be hidden behind a single blade of grass.

Part of the 38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2023 “Pooh, Piling On & Expendable Icons” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Archive: The "F1" Budget
 Why Brad Pitt? For a movie so expensive that the Razzies decided...read more »
2025 Vintage: Snow White’s Poison Apple
 Why did Snow White dominate the nominations? Because Disney mana...read more »
2024 Classic: The Harold and the Purple Crayon Burn
 Why Zachary Levi? For a movie that tried to draw a profit and on...read more »
2024 Classic: The Unfrosted Logic
 Why the Pop-Tarts? Because Jerry Seinfeld discovered that the or...read more »
2024 Archive: Worst Remake or Sequel
 Why Joker: Folie à Deux? For taking a billion-dollar hit and mak...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Kraven the Hunter Delay
 Why was it joked about? For a movie that spent so much time bein...read more »
2025 Vintage: Worst Screen Couple
 Why Rachel Zegler and the Seven CGI Dudes? Because the chemistry...read more »
2024 Classic: The Reagan Biopic
 Why was it nominated? For a movie so "on the nose" it was basica...read more »
2023 Classic: Worst Actor
 Why Jon Voight? For proving that even an Oscar winner can sound ...read more »

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2024 Archive: The Joker 2 Box Office
 Why was it hit? For proving that the only thing "twice" about th...read more »
36 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2001 “Glitter, Green & Gorilla” Edition
In 2001, the 22nd Razzie Awards had an easy job. It was the year ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Minecraft Movie Mess
 Why was it a target? Because Jack Black and Jason Momoa looked l...read more »
38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2003 “Gigli, Bennifer & Cat in the Hat” Edition
In 2003, the 24th Razzie Awards didn't just find a winner; they f...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@USB_Pioneer01/08/2002 19:00Plug and Play laughter!
@Rugrats_Tommy08/07/2008 21:06A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
@Speed_Racer_Go09/17/1998 03:03Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
@Footloose_Ren05/10/2003 19:59Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
@Sixteen_Candles01/11/2011 22:50I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
@Top_List_Winner02/16/2006 03:17Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!
@Infoseek_Explorer03/02/2014 11:51Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.
@Bebo_Lover_0512/20/2013 08:58Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!
@Trogdor_Burn02/25/2009 05:22Burninating the countryside with laughter!
@Epic_Fail_Guy03/13/2007 23:01This joke is an Epic Win!

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