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2024 Archive: The Argylle Cat

 Why was it a target? For a CGI feline that was almost as unconvincing as the movie’s triple-twist plot.

Part of the 35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2024 “Madame Web, Joker’s Duet & Borderlands” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Legacy: Worst Actor
 Why Jerry Seinfeld? For proving that "What's the deal with bad m...read more »
2025 Vintage: Snow White’s Poison Apple
 Why did Snow White dominate the nominations? Because Disney mana...read more »
36 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2001 “Glitter, Green & Gorilla” Edition
In 2001, the 22nd Razzie Awards had an easy job. It was the year ...read more »
38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1996 “Striptease & Mutant Mayhem” Edition
In 1996, the 17th Razzie Awards proved that a massive paycheck do...read more »
2024 Legacy: Worst Supporting Actress
 Why Amy Schumer for Unfrosted? For being the "filling" in a movi...read more »
2024 Classic: Worst Actress
 Why Dakota Johnson? For playing a psychic who was seemingly the ...read more »
2024 Archive: The Madame Web Pepsi
 Why the product placement? Because the Pepsi logo had more chara...read more »
2025 Vintage: Mufasa’s Prequel
 Why was Mufasa: The Lion King hit? For proving that we didn't ne...read more »
2025 Classic: The Karate Kid’s Age
 Why was the reboot hit? For proving that "wax on, wax off" works...read more »
2023 Archive: The "Fast X" Burn
 Why Vin Diesel? For proving that "family" is the only thing long...read more »

😜 More from category: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Classic: Madame Web’s ADR
 Why was the dialogue mocked? Because half the lines were clearly...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Rebel Moon Carry-over
 Why was Zack Snyder hit? For a sequel that was so "epic" it actu...read more »
2025 Archive: The "F1" Budget
 Why Brad Pitt? For a movie so expensive that the Razzies decided...read more »
2024 Archive: The Borderlands Loot
 Why was it a target? Because Eli Roth managed to take a vibrant,...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Flash_Player_Fan11/19/2007 05:43Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
@Dawson_Creek_Fan07/08/2010 13:46I am crying... with laughter!
@Toy_Story_Woody03/25/1998 03:38There is a joke in my boot!
@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli12/24/2011 15:03That still only counts as one laugh!
@Twelve_Monkeys_F12/09/1997 14:37The future is laughing at us.
@Nu_Metal_Kid07/11/1997 18:17I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
@Korn_Follower02/28/2009 01:18Are you ready?! (For this joke).
@Ghostbusters_V12/21/2005 13:08Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!
@Pwnage_King11/12/2014 09:37Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.
@Ultima_Online_V05/01/2012 07:01Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?

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