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2024 Classic: Worst Actress

 Why Dakota Johnson? For playing a psychic who was seemingly the only person on set who didn’t know the movie was going to be a disaster.

Part of the 35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2024 “Madame Web, Joker’s Duet & Borderlands” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

37 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2008 “Love Guru, Hottie & The Nottie” Edition
In 2008, the 29th Razzie Awards feasted on the collapse of a come...read more »
2025 Archive: The Lilo & Stitch Logic
 Why was the live-action Stitch a target? Because the "cute and f...read more »
2023 Archive: Worst Actress Runner-up
 Why Jennifer Lopez for The Mother? For a movie where her main ch...read more »
38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1996 “Striptease & Mutant Mayhem” Edition
In 1996, the 17th Razzie Awards proved that a massive paycheck do...read more »
2025 Vintage: Worst Supporting Actor
 Why Gal Gadot? For playing the Evil Queen with the same level of...read more »
2024 Classic: Worst Screen Couple
 Why Phoenix and Gaga? For proving that two Oscars and a lot of s...read more »
36 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2001 “Glitter, Green & Gorilla” Edition
In 2001, the 22nd Razzie Awards had an easy job. It was the year ...read more »
36 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2018 “Holmes & Watson, Gotti & Presidential Wins” Edition
In 2018, the 39th Razzie Awards faced a year where real-world pol...read more »
2024 Archive: The Joker 2 Box Office
 Why was it hit? For proving that the only thing "twice" about th...read more »
2025 Vintage: Worst Actress
 Why Rachel Zegler? For proving that you can be "the fairest of t...read more »

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2024 Archive: Worst Actress Runner-up
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Angelfire_User08/25/1999 22:51Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
@AskJeeves_Fan08/11/1997 14:38Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
@Titanic_Survivor03/28/2009 07:34I’ll never let go... of this joke.
@Unix_Wizard03/08/2015 11:06sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
@Mr_Blonde_Dance01/01/2009 22:50Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
@PopUp_Blocker_X07/11/2008 09:25I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
@ODP_Editor_9911/27/2013 09:36Approved for the Open Directory Project!
@Boxxy_Queen01/08/2009 08:36I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!
@Epic_Fail_Guy11/16/2012 19:09This joke is an Epic Win!

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