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2024 Archive: Worst Actress Runner-up

 Why Cate Blanchett for Borderlands? For proving that even a Queen of cinema can’t survive a movie that looks like a rejected Fortnite skin.

Part of the 35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2024 “Madame Web, Joker’s Duet & Borderlands” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Archive: Rachel Zegler’s Press Tour
 Why did she win Worst Actress? For giving a performance that pro...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Minecraft" Visuals
 Why were they a joke? For making a world of blocks look like a w...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Superman" Pressure
 Why was James Gunn a target? Not for the movie being bad, but fo...read more »
2023 Legacy: Worst Director
 Why Rhys Frake-Waterfield? For proving that just because somethi...read more »
35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2004 “Catwoman, Alexander & White Chicks” Edition
In 2004, the 25th Razzie Awards hit a quarter-century milestone b...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Elio" Delay
 Why was it hit? For being a Pixar movie that was delayed so long...read more »
38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2003 “Gigli, Bennifer & Cat in the Hat” Edition
In 2003, the 24th Razzie Awards didn't just find a winner; they f...read more »
32 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2010 “Airbender, SATC 2 & Twilight Tussle” Edition
In 2010, the 31st Razzie Awards had to deal with a historical cul...read more »
2025 Legacy: Worst Supporting Actress
 Why the CGI Stitch? For a performance that was 100% digital and ...read more »
2024 Vintage: Worst Supporting Actress Runner-up
 Why Emma Roberts? For Madame Web, a film where her most importan...read more »

😜 More from category: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Vintage: The "Mickey 17" Delay
 Why? For a movie that was so "delayed" it became a myth before i...read more »
2025 Archive: The Lilo & Stitch Logic
 Why was the live-action Stitch a target? Because the "cute and f...read more »
2025 Archive: The "F1" Budget
 Why Brad Pitt? For a movie so expensive that the Razzies decided...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Msdos_Commander02/01/2005 12:34C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.
@CRT_Degauss04/08/2007 05:43BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
@Prodigy_User_X05/14/1996 16:50Way better than the Prodigy boards!
@Metacrawler_X05/19/2006 00:07Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.
@Charlie_Unicorn07/10/2000 12:00We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!
@Deal_With_It_G05/04/1999 03:33Deal with it. This is gold.

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