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2025 Vintage: Worst Actress

 Why Rachel Zegler? For proving that you can be “the fairest of them all” and still have the most Razzie-friendly performance of the year.

Part of the 33 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2025 “Snow White, Minecraft & Disney Blues” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

33 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2005 “Dirty Love, Wax Houses & Couch Jumps” Edition
In 2005, the 26th Razzie Awards feasted on a year where high-prof...read more »
37 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2008 “Love Guru, Hottie & The Nottie” Edition
In 2008, the 29th Razzie Awards feasted on the collapse of a come...read more »
2025 Archive: The Lilo & Stitch Logic
 Why was the live-action Stitch a target? Because the "cute and f...read more »
35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1997 “Nipples, Postmen & Speedboats” Edition
In 1997, the 18th Razzie Awards faced a monumental task: choosing...read more »
2024 Classic: Worst Actress
 Why Dakota Johnson? For playing a psychic who was seemingly the ...read more »
2025 Legacy: Worst Supporting Actress
 Why the CGI Stitch? For a performance that was 100% digital and ...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Mufasa" Voice-over
 Why was it mocked? For proving that talking lions are only majes...read more »
2024 Classic: The Unfrosted Logic
 Why the Pop-Tarts? Because Jerry Seinfeld discovered that the or...read more »
33 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2017 “Emoji Movie, Mummies & Darker Shades” Edition
In 2017, the 38th Razzie Awards hit a new low—literally—by awardi...read more »
2024 Legacy: Worst Director
 Why Francis Ford Coppola? For proving that if you’re a legend, y...read more »

😜 More from category: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Legacy: The Razzie Redeemer – Robert Downey Jr.
 Why did he win? For returning to the MCU as Doctor Doom, proving...read more »
2024 Legacy: Jerry’s Pop-Tart
 Why did Jerry Seinfeld win Worst Actor? For Unfrosted, a movie a...read more »
2025 Archive: Rachel Zegler’s Press Tour
 Why did she win Worst Actress? For giving a performance that pro...read more »
2024 Archive: Worst Actress Runner-up
 Why Cate Blanchett for Borderlands? For proving that even a Quee...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Beanie_Baby_Collector08/14/2008 20:13This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
@Motherboard_Max10/10/2009 23:15This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
@CSS_Master_9901/31/2002 12:51Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
@Gnutella_User11/19/2012 00:43Peer-to-peer laughing!
@Web_Crawler_9608/01/2014 08:45Crawled my way to this hilarious page.
@Shoes_Kelly_Fan08/07/2005 04:05OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!
@Cool_Story_Bro10/28/1995 04:50Actually, it IS a cool story!

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