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2024 Archive: Jon Voight’s Marathon

 Why did he win Worst Supporting Actor? For appearing in four different movies (Megalopolis, Reagan, Shadow Land, Strangers) and giving the same “get me out of here” look in all of them.

Part of the 35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2024 “Madame Web, Joker’s Duet & Borderlands” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Legacy: Worst Actor Runner-up
 Why Jason Momoa? For appearing in a pink leather jacket and a fr...read more »
39 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2002 “Swept Away, Pinocchio & Jedi Blues” Edition
In 2002, the 23rd Razzie Awards witnessed a rare cinematic alignm...read more »
2025 Legacy: Worst Supporting Actress
 Why the CGI Stitch? For a performance that was 100% digital and ...read more »
2025 Legacy: Worst Picture
 Why Snow White? Because it's the only movie that makes you wish ...read more »
36 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2001 “Glitter, Green & Gorilla” Edition
In 2001, the 22nd Razzie Awards had an easy job. It was the year ...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Minecraft" Visuals
 Why were they a joke? For making a world of blocks look like a w...read more »
2025 Legacy: Worst Supporting Actress Runner-up
 Why Awkwafina? For proving that having a unique voice doesn't me...read more »
2024 Archive: The Megalopolis Voice-over
 Why was it hit? For a movie that felt like a philosopher's conve...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Elio" Delay
 Why was it hit? For being a Pixar movie that was delayed so long...read more »
2023 Archive: Ant-Man’s Tiny Mistake
 Why did Quantumania break the MCU’s 16-year "no Razzie" streak? ...read more »

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2024 Classic: Worst Screen Couple
 Why Phoenix and Gaga? For proving that two Oscars and a lot of s...read more »
41 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2011 “Jack, Jill & The Sandler Sweep” Edition
In 2011, the 32nd Razzie Awards witnessed something thought to be...read more »
2024 Legacy: Worst Supporting Actress
 Why Amy Schumer for Unfrosted? For being the "filling" in a movi...read more »
2024 Classic: Worst Actress
 Why Dakota Johnson? For playing a psychic who was seemingly the ...read more »

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@Duke_Nukem_Fan09/19/1997 19:46I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
@Oregon_Trail_Survivor01/01/2000 11:20You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
@Seinfeld_George12/14/2000 16:12What is the deal with these funny jokes?
@Pokemon_Blue09/05/2005 17:45Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
@X-Gen_Mark07/20/2014 16:26This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
@MIRC_Ghost11/09/2003 13:57Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
@Flash_Intro_Hater03/03/2007 05:07Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!
@Hat_Tip_Sir05/13/1999 06:50M’lady... this joke is superb.
@Filter_Fanatic09/21/2013 21:18This joke looks better with a sepia filter.

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