2019 Legacy: The Thermostat
She says 72 degrees is “the temperature of a dying empire.” Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & TikTok” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Thermostat
2017 Legacy: The Queens of the Stone Age “Villains”
Why the Mark Ronson production? For the band making a rock record you could actually dance to without losing your cool. Part of the 42… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Queens of the Stone Age “Villains”
2017 Classic: The Year 2017
Why did it end? Because we ran out of fidget spinner bearings and “Despacito” remixes, and we were ready to see what 2018 had to… Read More »2017 Classic: The Year 2017
2017 Classic: The Fifty Shades Darker Gloom
Why did it win Worst Remake, Rip-off or Sequel? Because the only thing “darker” than the title was the theater after half the audience left… Read More »2017 Classic: The Fifty Shades Darker Gloom
2016 Legacy: The Conor McGregor vs. Nate Diaz
Why was “I’m not surprised” the quote of the year? Because Diaz choked out McGregor in their first fight, proving that weight classes actually matter—until… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Conor McGregor vs. Nate Diaz
2016 Legacy: The O.J. Simpson Sweep
Why did it win 9 awards? Because 20 years later, America was still obsessed with the glove—only this time, the “verdict” was a landslide of… Read More »2016 Legacy: The O.J. Simpson Sweep
2014 Classic: The Bookmark
Why did the blonde put a post-it note on her monitor? She wanted to “bookmark” a site. Part of the 53 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2014 Classic: The Bookmark
2014 Archive: The U2 “Songs of Innocence” Forced Gift
Why the panic? Because 500 million people woke up to a free U2 album on their iPhones, making Bono the first person in history to… Read More »2014 Archive: The U2 “Songs of Innocence” Forced Gift
2014 Legacy: The Bar Snack
“Are these pretzels sustainable?” The bartender rolls his eyes. Part of the 56 Bar Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & World Cup” Edition archive.… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Bar Snack
2014 Vintage: The Little Frog
What do you call a frog that’s a pilot? A “fly-catcher.” Part of the 46 Original Dad Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Little Frog