2014 Vintage: The Little Frog

What do you call a frog that’s a pilot? A “fly-catcher.”

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

They were acting odd.read more »

In 2019, the world was taking its horse to the "Old Town Road" un...read more »

Q: Why did the coffee go to the police? A: To report a mugging!read more »

Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: You put a little boogie in...read more »

Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »

It wanted to go undercover.read more »

Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying? A: Because he Neverlands!read more »

Because he Neverlands.read more »

Kid: Did you get a haircut? Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »

He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »

As the world braced for the turn of the century, dads everywhere ...read more »

In 2021, we were all a little stuck—much like a giant cargo ship ...read more »

Q: Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory? A: H...read more »

In 2009, the world was changing. While everyone was busy creating...read more »

@Tamagotchi_Dad02/06/2002 15:06Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.

@Vaporwave_Original12/20/2002 02:41Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.

@Home_Alone_Kevin08/22/2006 18:01Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.

@Clueless_Cher10/22/1997 22:47As if! This is too funny.

@Harry_Potter_0104/10/1995 12:08Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!

@Web_Master_Flex07/18/1999 09:07I am adding this to my links page right now.

@Harry_Potter_Ron06/23/2013 02:53Bloody brilliant, mate!

@Jackie_Chan_Wut07/18/2006 14:14My mind is blown by how funny this is.