Why the panic? Because 500 million people woke up to a free U2 album on their iPhones, making Bono the first person in history to break into our pockets just to play some guitar.
Part of the 42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2014 “Uptown Funk, 1989 & The U2 iPhone Invasion” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Musician & Rock Star Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The Doja Cat “Silence”
Why the social media detox? For Doja letting the music do the tal...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Linkin Park “Resurrection” Success
Why the screams? Because Emily Armstrong and the boys proved that...read more »
42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2015 “Hello, Hotline Bling & The Pimp A Butterfly” Edition
In 2015, the music world was split between a massive „Hello” from...read more »
42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2014 “Uptown Funk, 1989 & The U2 iPhone Invasion” Edition
In 2014, the music industry learned that you don't even have to b...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Tyla (Grammy Glory)
Why is "Water" still playing? The South African star officially o...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Arctic Monkeys “Live at the Ritz”
Why the raw sound? For the band ditching the lounge-pop to return...read more »
42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2016 “Lemonade, Starboy & The Year of the Legends” Edition
In 2016, the music industry felt like a rollercoaster designed by...read more »
2024 Classic: The Glass Animals “I Love You So Fing Much”
* Why the space theme? The return of the "Heat Waves" crew with a...read more »
2025 Archive: The Dua Lipa “Club Future” Era
Why the space-disco? Because Dua took "Radical Optimism" to the m...read more »
2024 Archive: The Death of Françoise Hardy
Why the style icon? The goodbye to the muse of French pop and a s...read more »
😜 More from category: The Musician & Rock Star Joke Archive: 1995–2025
42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2023 “Eras, AI Drake & The Pink Summer” Edition
In 2023, the music world was owned by two women: Taylor Swift, wh...read more »
42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2004 “American Idiot, Yeah! & The Emo Revolution” Edition
In 2004, the music world was divided into three camps: the "Dirty...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Post Malone “Grand Ole Opry” Residency
Why the cowboy hat? Because Posty officially became the new face ...read more »
2024 Archive: The Twenty One Pilots “Clancy”
Why end the story? The grand finale of the "Dema" saga satisfied ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
One billion... laughs!
I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
Remember me? I’m still laughing.
Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.
My followers need to see this!