Why was “I’m not surprised” the quote of the year? Because Diaz choked out McGregor in their first fight, proving that weight classes actually matter—until Conor won the rematch.
Part of the 51 Sports Jokes: The 2016 “Year of the Underdog & 3-1 Comebacks” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Thinking is definitely funny today.
Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
Seeding this joke for everyone else.
The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!
I’m staying right here until I read every joke.
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
Laughing at the security of my own ribs!