2023 Classic: The “Haunted Mansion” Burn
Why was it hit? For being a movie about a ride that was about as exciting as standing in the actual line for the ride.… Read More »2023 Classic: The “Haunted Mansion” Burn
2023 Vintage: The Taylor Swift “Eras Tour” Earthquake
Why the seismic activity? Because Taylor’s fans literally shook the ground in Seattle, proving that “Shake It Off” is not just a song, it’s a… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Taylor Swift “Eras Tour” Earthquake
2022 Legacy: The Alpine
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine for you! Part of the 45 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2022 Maverick Edition… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Alpine
2021 Legacy: The “Metaverse” in the Army
Why did the Pentagon start talking about VR in 2021? Because they realized it’s much cheaper to have a Private “virtually” clean a tank than… Read More »2021 Legacy: The “Metaverse” in the Army
2021 Classic: The Laptop Heat
Why was the desk smoking? Because the “Intel 11th Gen” was trying to render a 15-second TikTok in “ProRes.” Part of the 75 Office Groaners:… Read More »2021 Classic: The Laptop Heat
2021 Classic: The Blocked Canal
Why did the dad stand in the hallway for three hours in 2021? He said he was “performing” a live reenactment of the Suez Canal… Read More »2021 Classic: The Blocked Canal
2020 Archive: The “Blueberry” Uniform Ghost
Why did I see one in 2020? Because some Chief somewhere refused to believe the Navy actually changed the rules. Part of the 31 Military… Read More »2020 Archive: The “Blueberry” Uniform Ghost
2020 Classic: The Mimosa
“Because every day is Saturday when you’re unemployed.” Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom Bar” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2020 Classic: The Apple
I’m “taking” a bite out of the new iPhone SE. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically… Read More »2020 Classic: The Apple
2019 Legacy: The Thermostat
She says 72 degrees is “the temperature of a dying empire.” Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & TikTok” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Thermostat